did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
It’s offensive as hell if a dude invite me over and his room not clean. Like, what kind of chick do you think I am where I’mma be okay with laying in up in a messy ass environment??
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet